times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via cristyendara)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via keep-smiling-stay-beautiful)

(Source: birrento, via faded---memories)

surprisebitch:

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall niggas still think its a game

now thats an educational school trip

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via faded---memories)

Timestamp: 1406421939

surprisebitch:

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall niggas still think its a game

now thats an educational school trip

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via faded---memories)

"Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?"

Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

(Source: misterracoon, via thepessiminimalist)

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

(via faded---memories)

"You’re pretty for a……"

bryantsupreme:

……….

……..

…..

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(via lezbel0vely)

perchu:

sorry jesse

(via lezbel0vely)

Timestamp: 1406420844

perchu:

sorry jesse

(via lezbel0vely)

did-you-kno:

There’s a Russian game show where contestants steal cars.  If they aren’t caught by the police after 35 minutes, they get to keep the car.

Source

(via imbossmofucka)

Timestamp: 1406420804

did-you-kno:

There’s a Russian game show where contestants steal cars.  If they aren’t caught by the police after 35 minutes, they get to keep the car.

Source

(via imbossmofucka)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

(via emilytxoxo)

ombrume:

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

(via idkbutyoullbemytumblerbf)

It’s funny to forget missing someone when they are gone.

thecutestofthecute:

The world needs more English Bulldog cuteness.

(via alone-in-this-big-world)

Timestamp: 1406351584

thecutestofthecute:

The world needs more English Bulldog cuteness.

(via alone-in-this-big-world)